"Worried about George’s prospects, Mr. Belvedere has Robert Goulet stop by to give George some advice."
"Meanwhile, Mr. Belvedere prepares to accept an award from Queen Elizabeth herself."
"she drugs Mr. Belvedere and he wakes up to find himself bound and gagged."
"Meanwhile, Wesley’s secret agenda has him refusing to bathe"
"Meanwhile, Mr. Belvedere may be in hot water when he accidentally lets Wesley’s pet myna bird fly out the window."
"evidence soon begins to mount that leads the family to speculate what really happened, a la Rashomon"
"he decides to take revenge by making her think she is going crazy"
"Kevin and Mr. Belvedere quickly hitch a ride with Robert Goulet"
"Kevin thinks he saw a UFO and stakes out the backyard, ready for another encounter."
"Wesley finds himself a victim when one of the counselors touches him inappropriately"
"Little does her family know, that she has quit altogether at the Legal Hut and has taken up a position as a singing waitress"
"Mr. Belvedere’s midget cousin, Galen, who’s out for more than just a job and a friendly visit, he wants revenge"
"a furious Anatole shows up at the Owens door demanding a place to stay for him and his goat. …he puts a curse on the family"
"Marsha wonders what George is hiding when a golf buddy of his dies while having sex"
"[Heather] asks Mr. Belvedere for a loan, but when she fails to pay it back, she becomes his slave."
"they appear to have become passengers on a pirate ship"
"Wendy makes it known that she still lusts for Kevin all the while being trapped in a loveless marriage"
"Kevin picks up a job as an escort and after having an encounter with a sexpot, Kevin meets a sweet old woman whom he hits it off with and even begins thinking seriously of marriage when she proposes"
"George begins plagiarizing Wesley’s poems"
"Marsha begins cooking meals, but to her family’s horror, her meals always turn out inedible."
"Meanwhile, Kevin’s attempt at being a stripper nearly kills him."
"Mickey Mantle, Reggie Jackson, Ernie Banks, Harmon Killebrew, Willie Mays, Hank Aaron, Johnny Bench, and Robert Goulet (his third appearance on the show) make guest appearances in this episode."
"Investing in live commodities puts Mr. Belvedere in the money but George finds himself in something else when he does not sell off his share and ends up with a truck load of pigs. This leads him and Mr. Belvedere to drive the rig down to West Virginia to sell the swine, but they find that they like the trucker lifestyle, so they decide to make it their profession."
"Heather finds herself considering being dateless, until she meets Keith Elliot and is swept off her feet, that is until he tries to rape her."
"[Kevin] quickly becomes a natural crooked used-car salesman. Meanwhile, Mr. Belvedere receives a letter from the Queen"
"Meanwhile, Kevin’s apartment seems to be haunted calling for a seance."
"Meanwhile, as a result of the dreaded stone henge curse that he was affected by exactly 7 years ago, Mr. Belvedere begins to act strangely when he goes through an identity crisis, and is constantly changing back and forth between himself, and someone else"
"When Marsha gets stuck with a baby for the weekend, she decides to keep him."
"Marsha desperately tries to convince the guards that she is not Sharon. When she sings a guard out of a hostage crisis, she returns home"
"While at the laundromat with Wesley, Mr. Belvedere meets a nice woman whose work in the African jungle has temporarily been halted."
This year I finally bought one of those mini souvenir Oscar statues that they sell all over Los Angeles. They’re fitted with witty, positively biting plaques such as “Best Stoner,” “Hottest Wife,” and “Coolest Cody,” (who the hell knows any cool “Codys,” let alone “Coolest”?). As truly…